Author Archives: Daniel Holloran
AT THE AISLELICIOUS GROCER…
Aisle himself escorts 2 of his employees to the back room. Aisle: Men, I called you back here for an all-important reason. You two are my best baggers, Tip & Tuck. And I know which one of you works the … Continue reading
Tagged clean, humor, imaginative, witty
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PLUNGER BOYS…
Detective Toggle: Yes, this appears to be another case for those renegade Plunger Boys. These derelicts formed when they, as former sewer workers, attempted to unionize and were flushed wholesale before they could. Reporter Porcelain: How exactly can you be … Continue reading
AT THE PERISTALSIS TIMES…
I recently ran into someone who raved about the “Carnivore Diet”. I told him it’s well-known they’ve not many pets. Seems in those mall stores, leery potential adoptees refuse parole absent scenting All the food groups… Reported by Just Waverlin…
DREAM INTERPRETER CALL IN…
DELTAH WHAVE: Yes, go ahead caller and rerecall your dream please… Yes, I have been having all these dreams where pipes appear… May I ask your occupation? I am a plumber… I thought so, pipe dreams for you are common. … Continue reading
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THE BOUNTY, AT THE HELM, 1789…
Addressing both Bligh(t)s, the Captain’s Birthday, along with the Scurvy, the Crew Presents him with a *Citrus Ship Air Freshener… *Bartered with 3 Breadfruits with a Spanish Galleon…
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FATHER PASSING ON THE BUSINESS…
Son, You Know The First Word In Beekeeping? Beefriend… *Reported By Hive & Seek…
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PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN…
Daniel Holloran, Author also of: HE STICKETH CLOSER & INDANDESCENCE ON Amazon It has been my honor to know two people related to famous individuals, Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln. President Lincoln, the ReUnion President, is both my favorite President, … Continue reading
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